Is there any way to get a list of what channels I'm paying for?

@XfinityDemitrius​ That page does not work.  I give it my address, it lets me either login to change my plan, and redirects me to https://www.xfinity.com/learn/existing/offers-changeplan or I have to say I'm a new customer who is moving into my home, or I have to say I'm an existing customer who is moving into my home. There is no page that lets me just see the lineup of the channels I'm paying for.

That would be the main page that is available @user_7aksx2. You can view the current lineups online at https://www.xfinity.com/learn/channel-lineup or https://www.xfinity.com/support/local-channel-lineup/ . Alternatively, you can view all the channels within the X1 Menu Guide, Xfinity Stream App or web portal, or visit a local Xfinity Store to see if there are any flyers available. We regularly review our channel lineups and sometimes make changes to ensure we're offering a wide variety of content at the best value. So channel changes do happen, so using the online resource above will reflect changes as they happen.

Like I said, the https://www.xfinity.com/learn/channel-lineup link redirects to try to *sell* me a bundle and the https://www.xfinity.com/support/local-channel-lineup/ link tells me all the available channels but doesn't note which ones I do and don't get. Is there a way to see *what channels my package receives* or is comcast incapable of telling me that? I don't need a brochure, I just need a page that says "these are the channels you pay for and receive".

user_7aksx2 To the right of the address box, you will see it have this hyperlink Sign in to view your channels, I included the link, so you can go directly to the sign in option. Once you are signed in it will show you the full breakdown of your current line up, and it will also give you the option to compare it to the other tiers if you are searching for a specific channel. 

You can find the channel line up here: https://www.xfinity.com/learn/channel-lineup-bundles

You may need to enter your address, so the line-up populates.